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//Millingandi Polo Club// ====Founded in late 2011, the Millingandi Polo Club (MPC) has quickly become Millingandi's premier polo club. Club co-founder Howie Feltersnatch attributes the success of his club to the fact that sleepovers and breakfast beers are encouraged, along with a distinct lack of polo.====

====Originally developed as a venue for fellow club member Rex Hymen's 40th birthday, the club drew up plans for a first class tennis, basketball, cricket, skateboarding, volleyball, tarp surfing and bicycle polo sports surface which was due for completion some time in 2013 but actually didn't come into play until 2014.====

====Phase 2 of the development saw the installation of a new pizza oven, by the already present infinity pool, the renovation and extension of the Sunday cocktail and keg gazebo, located next to the multi-purpose sports surface and the opening of the '79' Viscount guest house. Other future developments may include a slip and slide, bocce court, mountain biking track, enhancements to the dangerous but thrilling downhill scooter run - which incorporates the challenging "Carties corner" for anyone stupid enough to take it on, dart board, pool table and maybe even a new top for the bar.====



====The 1970's themed clubhouse with a horsey twist is the ideal place to relax with a drink and watch sport on the big screen, play a game of cards in the ladies lounge, or for an impromptu Saturday night Paulsy session ending in the traditional spitting of the winkle, a stroke of the furry wall and a sleep on the floor. MPC co-founder Tess Tickle rates the facilities second to none in Millingandi and she enjoys the friendly atmosphere so much she will often be the only member present as she practices for upcoming bum tiddlywinks tournaments.====

====The club is occasionally open for members and their carefully vetted guests. For all enquiries, complaints, suggestions and membership applications please look somewhere else because we don't want to hear from you.====